ABOUT SKELETON CREW
Maria Bashevis is going through her dad’s old papers when she discovers the deed to a creepy old house. Imagine her surprise when she discovers a bunch of undead monsters squatting there! These monsters, however, have no interest in drinking blood or eating brains. They much prefer pizza rolls and green soda. Follow the zany adventures of these creepy misfits as Maria learns that just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t get a life.
ZOMBOY
The goofball of the keleton crew, Zomboy likes to look on the bright side, but it’s hard to look at the bright side when you’re a zombie who smells like rotten hotdogs. When he’s not digging through dumpsters for pizza or swimming through dirt like a rich duck through money, he’s usually sitting on the couch watching TV with his best friend, Bonejack.
BONEJACK
Bonejack is no one’s friend. Bonejack is a skeletal prankster who is willing to screw over everyone in the way of what he wants. This goes double if they’re in the way of the TV.
SHELLEY
Shelley Turnell is a 7’4” 280lb cinnamon bun. A Frankensteinian construct of mysterious origins, Shelly abhors violence and meanness unless certain people have left all the dishes in the sink for her again. She loves stuffed animals, American Football, and her boyfriend, Weston.
WESTON PEESE
A photo-allergic vampire, Weston Peese swore off of blood some time ago, switching to peanut-butter as his go-to high-protein snack. While most people think he’s a cool immortal 20-year-old rocker, he’s actually a grumpy has-been boomer who likes star trek and complaining about dank memes.
DUNSTAN
Not much is known about Dunstan’s origins, but he was a founding member of the Skeleton Crew. A former butler to the Fortune Family, he’s now guardian of the orphaned heir to the Baron Fortune, Peek-a-boo.
PEEK-A-BOO
Peek-a-boo is a possessed child frozen at the age of 2. She is as loving and precocious as any two-year-old, but reveals something truly terrible when she opens her eyes. Who knows what would happen if her real name was ever spoken?
MARIA
Maria is a twenty-something living human who’s stuck in a quarter-life crisis. Between her controlling Romany mother and her vivid fantasies, life is just sort of passing her by. But with her new undead friends and her newfound confidence, Maria is ready to face the world head-on (without becoming a corpse herself!)